whats the stork bringing us this year

Hi Tracey, I’m home, guess what, I’m pregnant!

No its isn’t Arnold Schwarzenneger in some mutant sci fi movie.
Just Jimmy Messina singing Child of My Dreams, wrap your love around me
Or William Wallace, or Spartacus. If all the heores’ women are sidelined / die, then maybe its better if we have not met yet!

Funny I should be thinking of Legion (from The Pilgrimage) or the Tower of Babel.
Or the Verve – now the drugs dont work, they just make you worse.
Or the Codex (Russel Crowe) in Superman (as I get ready to don that costume tomorrow). Not to mention Gene Hackman,

No feeling or emotions better left upon the shelf, only an Affirmation of Life

I was forcefully raped for 3 weeks, before I started enjoying it and the guys took of their masks and said it was just a nightmare I had that I needed to get over. Then they showed me love and kindness and everything divine in man.

Then 2 weeks later I discovered the rape may have been put on, but the love must have been real, and OMFG, I did the sonogram 3 days after my 30th birthday to find myself pregnant!

Convinced it was a girl, I soon found a kickass male Obstetrician to put me through the paces and prepare me for the delivery. Now we get to do Kegels every night, and we even stock beer by the Kegs.

Where this story will lead, lord only knows, but I think Weird Al Yankovic should learn to write forwards again this backwards song and the saga will end with all of us singing bye bye miss american pie and lets not forget the refrain:

DID YOU WRITE THE BOOK OF LOVE, AND DO YOU HAVE FAITH IN GOD ABOVE, if the BIBLE tells you so


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